Have you ever wondered where the source material for entertainment like Dilbert comes from? Real life, man, REAL LIFE. For example, from the emails-I-received-from-my-boss's-boss file:
All - Just want to commend you on a great job filling out timecards. Last week was the lowest "late timecard" result we've had ever, at 2%. This was among the best numbers across engineering! Great turn-around, and keep it up!
That's what six years earning a B.S. and an M.S. in aerospace engineering and three-and-a-half years of work experience will get you: congratulations for entering your work hours correctly. Hooray!