Cool

Cool.

I had it once, but I lost it. It will come back if it wants to. I'm doing fine without it. [grinds teeth into powder]

I went to the store to get some cool but they were fresh out. The shelves were empty. The pandemic must have broke the supply chain. We all made our way sadly but expectantly over to the liquor aisle for the next best thing.

I went to Amazon to get some cool but it was all a bunch of cheap knockoffs with a suspicious number of five star reviews. Cool in slightly off colors and sizes. Cool that broke two days after opening it. Cool that wasn't shipped in the original packaging.

[rages at sky]

Like a child, I can let cool regain me by wearing myself out outside. OK. Whatever's Right. Life hack: fall asleep to avoid saying anything regrettable.

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