Life is like driving in Boston: opportunities are taken, not given.

(Alternate endings:

• Life is like driving in Boston: it's confusing.
• Life is like driving in Boston: you're probably not going where you think you're going.
• Life is like driving in Boston: there is no right way to go, but there are many, many wrong ways.
• Life is like driving in Boston: no one gets out alive.
• Life is like driving in Boston: if you're stuck, making a lot of noise doesn't help but it sure feels good.

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