The Captain's Newsletter, 2021-W01 - Mulligan

2021 was supposed to be... better? But I guess we had it coming. Betting too much on "there's always next year" is like [shakes Cubs fan magic 8 ball], hmm, don't want to get kicked there. This week I advise you not to commit felonies, not to micromanage (which will be a felony when I become King), not to share misattributed memes, not to ignore your team's emotions, and not to... OK you can commit felonies if they are interesting.

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